Here's the stuff that we didn't post today. (Until now, obviously.)

• A site we've never heard of shows a rubber case for an iPod-touch-shaped device with a cutout where a camera could go, saying it could be for an "iPod touch 3." They go on to say that their source "has no creditibility," so we're inclined to dismiss it, along with that creative use of English. Speaking of which, the best part of the article was when they used the term "jack hole" to describe an actual jack hole, and not, like, some pasty-white guy with a beer in his hand and no shirt riding around on a lawnmower. [iPhonePulse]

• MC Hammer took time out of his busy schedule to talk to Switched about iPhones, Twitter and—I shit you not—the election-related uprisings in Iran. Needless to say, he was pimping some kind of show that we aren't mentioning here. The only advice I want from MC (thanks for bringing the "MC" back) Hammer is how not to land in debtor's prison. Stop. Not "Hammer Time." Just stop. [Switched]

• Ryan Bavetta isn't the first guy to attach a fan to the back of a skateboard, and he sure as hell won't be the last. He is however, the one who resembles Napoleon Dynamite the most. To sum up what's brilliant and tragic about his creation, I'll use his own quote: "The only problem I see is that there are no brakes." [Make]

• A company called Zugara is promoting its Webcam Social Shopper, a virtual dressing room that checks you out and overlays clothes on you to "try on." Not only is this just a bad idea from the 1990s that keeps popping up, but we have yet to see the explanation for the 79% (or so) of Americans suffering from obesity. Either it doesn't work on them, cuz they're too fat, or it does work on them, and they get mad, because it basically say to them that they're too fat. Sounds like a lose-lose, at least in this plus-sized country. [TechCrunch]

The Expressionisit Plus speaker set from Altec Lansing gives you an actual standalone subwoofer this time, instead of being built-in like the previous Expressionist set. It's available this month for $100. [Altec Lansing]

Think the EVDO network is too slow? Relief could be in sight. The FCC recently approved the LG M13 which, according to the filing, is a "cellular/PCS CDMA/EVDO and 700MHz LTE Device".

All those acronyms point to a handset or modem capable of working on the current generation of 3G CDMA networks (Sprint and Verizon) as well as the upcoming 4G LTE networks that are set to be deployed in test markets by the end the year. While this isn't the first FCC approved LTE capable device, it does mark the beginning of hybrid CDMA-LTE handsets or modems that will start to make their way into our pockets during the transition period between CDMA being phased out and LTE installed in its place. In the near future, CDMA handsets (including new iterations of the Pre) should come with the hybrid technology allowing users to Facebook and Twitter at the speed of LTE. [FCC Filing via engadget]

Vizio is readying TVs that bring some of the most popular websites including Facebook, Twitter, and eBay to new sets equipped with 802.11n Wi-Fi (on top of already announced offerings). [Vizio]

Using the world's largest 3D printer, Shiro Studio architects and D-Shape have joined forces to create this 3x3x3 meter tall prototype of the Radiolaria pavilion.

D-Shape's 3-D stereolithic printer creates models entirely out of artificial sandstone using CAD-CAE modeling technologies and CAD-CAM software to control the plotter. The printing proceeds in 5-10mm layer segments and, in the end, produces a structure that has strength characteristics reminiscent of standard Portland Cement—without the need for internal reinforcement. This gives designers greater flexibility with structural shapes.

The final 10-meter structure is scheduled to be erected in Pontedera, Italy next year, but D-Shape's 3-D printer might be the beginning of a major shift in architectural design. How long will it be before we move on from machining small scale models (and cupcakes) to full-scale buildings? [Dezeen via Fast Company]

What's more dangerous than a head first ice luge? How about strapping this body-mount camera to your back and filming your certain demise? it's just one of the unique uses for the Bodymount camera from Doggicam. [Boing Boing and Doggicam]

Whiz Kids is a documentary about kids competing in the Science Talent Search, showing that not every American kid is a lazy deadbeat only good at texting and Halo. Like Revenge of the Nerds, but with less madcap zaniness. [YouTube]

Being unable to sleep because my boobs are too big is a problem I have never had. But I'm sympathetic, oh so sympathetic.

The Kush is basically a plastic peg that ladies with ample bosoms can place between their breasts to keep them propped up. $55 for such a basic device seems like total insanity to me but, again, I don't have boobs, so I don't know how valuable such an item may be to interested parties. [YouTube]

If you thought Wolverine was a good cable wrangler, get a load of Lifehacker reader Seandavid010's rain gutter solution. It's smart, it's practical and it's easy to pull off yourself. [Lifehacker]

Just in time to celebrate the comeback of the director of Armageddon and Miami Vice actor Michael Bay, here's a load of $1 retro Transformers made in China, probably made with loads of cancer-inducing paints and plastics.

Wilson says these look like GoBots from the mid 1980s. I don't have any idea because at the time I was too busy chasing girls. [Mint Museum via IZ Reloaded]