Some intrepid Trekkie/stoner decided to combine his two favorite things, creating this awesome USS Enterprise bong. The movie didn't need any help being entertaining, but this certainly won't hurt. [What-a-Bong Via io9]

This Guardian report says that North Korea would hit the United States with a "fire shower" of nukes if we attack first. But how far can NK deliver the 5-7 nukes that they're currently suspected of having?

According to Wikipedia, it depends. If they're using the short to medium range missiles, it's probably going to be the Musudan, which has an operational range of 2500-4000 kilometers. The darker red circle shows the maximum range of this. Nowhere close to US territories, but China, Russia and Japan should probably keep an eye open.

However, if they're going to use their Taepodong-2 long range three-stage missiles, there's a MAXIMUM possibility of 10,000 kilometers (the larger circle). However, a more likely scenario is somewhere around 4500 kilometers, which still isn't quite far enough to hit Alaska or Hawaii.

In the case that somehow it can reach the maximum 10,000 kilometers, it's still not quite there to the west coast of the US, so I can take my diapers off and stop worrying. [Guardian]

Update: Ah crap. There's a reason why I don't do this for a living. The Earth is round. Here's a better map. We're all screwed. Thanks commenters. Forget everything I wrote.

When was the last time you visited Willams-Sonoma? Yeah, they're expensive, but no one else is offering a product to grill your meatballs. Besides, sometimes they have food samples in there.

Indeed, meatball subs and spaghetti can now enjoy that smokey grilled flavor we all know and love with this innovative basket. It keeps your balls safe and secure while being cooked over the flames. If you think about it, there is probably a bunch of other stuff you could grill in one of these things as well. [Williams-Sonoma via Unclutterer]

YouTube and Safari really hit it out of the park for me. [imgur via Digg]

Week's not over yet, but these gaming deals today will get you there! Still staring at that outdated CRT? Dell's got some LCD deals for you. Finally, for tobacco fans, Indian Snuff, to be taken orally or up your nose!

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• 18.5" Dell Studio One 19 All-in-One PC with 2.5GHz processor 3GB RAM for $799 plus free shipping (normally $978).
• 15.4" Apple MacBook Pro Laptop with 2.53 GHz Processor and Dual Graphics Cards for $1,499.99 (normally $1,661).
• 24" Dell S2409W Widescreen 1080p HD LCD Monitor for $219 plus free shipping (normally $280).
• 22" Dell G2210 Widescreen LCD Monitor LED-Backlit for $150.57 plus free shipping (normally $239 - use coupon code TJJSS8$J2MNJ0P).
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• 1TB Hitachi 16MB 7200RPM SATA 3.5" Hard Drive for $69.99 plus free shipping (normally $83).
• Canon PIXMA MX700 4800 x 1200 dpi InkJet MFC All-In-One Color Printer for $94.99 plus free shipping (normally $125).
• Logitech diNovo Wireless Keyboard for $47.99 (normally $97).
• Logitech MX Revolution Wireless Laser Mouse for $49.99 (normally $74.95).

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• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen on DS for $19.97 (normally $29.99).
• Fracture on Xbox 360 or PS3 for $9.98 plus free shipping (normally $19.99 - valid today only).
• Blacksite Area 51 on Xbox 360 for $16.99 plus free shipping (normally $29.99).
• Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock on Xbox 360 for $18.99 plus free shipping (normally $30).
• Two Worlds on Xbox 360 for $22.60 (normally $59.99).
• Ghosterbusters on iPhone for $.99 (normally $4.99).

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• 50" Panasonic VIERA TC-P50G10 1080p 600Hz Plasma TV and Panasonic DMP-BD60K Blu-ray player for $1,249 plus free shipping (normally $1,591).
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• Polk Audio CSM Center Channel Speaker for $49.99 plus free shipping (normally $64 - use coupon code EMCLTNS48).
• Logitech Harmony 688 Universal Remote Control (Refurbished) for $50 plus free shipping (normally $74).

Personal Portables:
• 8GB Kingston DataTraveler Hi-Speed USB Flash Drive 2 Pack for $31.95 plus free shipping (normally $70).
• Creative Vado High-Def Pocket Video Camcorder for $152 plus free shipping (normally $199).
• Nokia 5800 XpressMusic Cell Phone Unlocked Quad Band (US Version) for $219.99 plus free shipping (normally $369 - use coupon code ?LF$X89SNT9T4X and use this rebate form).
• Einstein Sound Master Plasma Ball iPod Dock for $34.99 plus free shipping (normally $100).

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• Subscription to CBS Watch! Magazine for $0.
• Dholakia Indian Snuff for $0.
• Bottle of Country Bob's All Purpose Sauce for $0.
• MetaSquares iPhone game for $0.
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If a deal looks too good to be true, investigate the store and see if it's a good, reputable place to buy. Safe shopping!

[Thanks TechDealDigger, Fat Wallet, DealNews, GamerHotline, SlickDeals, Cheap College Gamers, CheapStingyBargains and TechBargains.]

iFixit got an exclusive look into a banana today, doing one of their teardowns. The results are interesting, but I'm disappointed there's no bill of materials and cost breakdown. What's the deal? Do they get paid by Dole?

Come on, all I want to know is how much do they really cost. They are turning kids in tropical countries into slaves just to get cheaper bananas, but what's the real cost? 'Cause the bananas don't seem that much cheaper. Why are we still paying so much for bananas when you got them made by little slave kids? What are your overheads? [ifixit]

Now that the iPhone 3GS snaps 3MP stills and shoots video, it's in dire need of ridiculously large tripod accessories. So one modder/videographer took matters into his own hands.

He gutted an old Nikon point and shoot for its tripod screw mount, then glued it to one of those cup holder iPhone bases that you find in automotive accessories. The result is an iPhone tripod that requires no modification to the phone's body itself, which is pretty handy if you're anything less than a full-time iPhone photographer. [where art goes when it dies]

If you happen to be a U-Verse customer, AT&T has an app for you. AT&T Remote Mobile Access allows iPhone / iPod Touch users to control their DVR remotely.

Much like the offering from DirecTV, U-Verse subscribers can browse through channels and set recordings to their home DVR. You can also search with filters and even look up shows by your favorite actors. Seriously, these apps are great for TV buffs, and since it's free there is no excuse not to check it out. [iTunes]

New iPhone and iPod touch Application From AT&T Lets Customers Schedule U-verse TV DVR Recordings On The Go

DALLAS, June 25, 2009 - AT&T U-verseSM TV customers can now use a free application from the Apple App Store to make scheduling and managing recordings on their DVR even easier when they're away from home. The U-verse TV Mobile Remote Access App for iPhone and iPod touch lets customers record their content from virtually anywhere and is another example of U-verse TV applications and DVR enhancements that have been rolled out to customers at no extra charge.

"This is the perfect example of how AT&T is bringing services together to deliver a better experience for customers," said Jeff Weber, vice president of video services for AT&T Mobility and Consumer Markets. "With AT&T U-verse, you get DVR capabilities you can't find from any other provider, and this app gives users the freedom to schedule their DVR from their iPhone or iPod touch."

The app allows users to easily search U-verse TV program listings from the full program guide, view descriptions of selected programs, schedule program or series recordings, manage or edit scheduled recordings, and delete stored DVR content.

The Mobile Remote Access App is available for free from Apple's App Store on iPhone and iPod touch or at www.itunes.com/appstore/.

The launch of the new U-verse TV Mobile Remote Access App follows several DVR enhancements that are currently being rolled out to U-verse TV customers, including an exclusive new Total Home DVR feature that allows customers to schedule and delete recordings from any U-verse receiver in the home - all from a single DVR.

AT&T U-verse was one of the first providers to introduce Web Remote Access to the DVR in November 2006, and it brought three-screen DVR access to all U-verse TV customers with Mobile Remote Access to the DVR in April 2007. In 2008, AT&T launched AT&T U-verse Total Home DVR, allowing all U-verse DVR customers to watch standard and High Definition recorded shows from a single DVR on any connected TV in the home.

U-verse TV customers can also enjoy several other integrated applications, including personalized, on-screen weather, sports, traffic and stock information via AT&T U-bar; local and national weather forecasts with Weather On Demand; the ability to view personal photos on your TV that you have uploaded to flickr.com; and more.

AT&T U-verse customers enjoy quadruple-play integration, enhanced features and greater value, all made possible by IP technology. AT&T U-verse TV ranked "Highest in Residential Television Service Satisfaction in the North Central, South, and West Regions," according to the J.D. Power and Associates 2008 Residential Television Service Provider Satisfaction StudySM.

There's no need to be intimidated. I'm here to hold your hand every step of the way while you jailbreak or unlock your original iPhone, iPhone 3G or iPod Touch, and it's really not much of a hassle at all.

Step 1
Let's check to see if jailbreaking or unlocking an iPhone makes sense for you by explaining what they actually mean: Jailbreaking allows you to load non-iTunes, third-party apps like these onto the phone, at your own risk. Unlocking lets you use another company's SIM card (for T-Mobile or international travel). That's it. And if you don't like it, you can restore the original Apple software any time using iTunes' Restore button—we've done it plenty of times.

This guide is for the original iPhone, iPhone 3G and iPod Touch running the new iPhone 3.0 firmware. If you own a 3GS, you'll need to wait since it hasn't been hacked quite yet. But if you're ready to hack your iPhone, grab your Mac or PC, iPhone and the USB adapter cable. Let's do this.

Step 2
Even if all you want to do is unlock the phone, you need to jailbreak it first, and that requires redsn0w, a Mac/PC jailbreaking program. Download the official redsnow torrent files HERE, then download redsn0w via your Bittorrent client of choice. Make sure you've backed up your iPhone to your computer before moving forward. That creates a data restore point in case you want to ditch the jailbreak apps. Done? OK. Last, if you're moving your phone to T-Mobile, disable 3G before going on to the next step.

Step 3
Redsn0w works by patching the iPhone firmware file on your computer, then loading it onto your iPhone without using iTunes. So open redsn0w. Follow its instructions to select your .ipsw (iPhone firmware) file. On Macs, you can find the file at Home Folder/Library/iTunes/iPhone Software Updates. Or just download a new one from HERE. Once you've found your .ipsw, move on.

Step 4
Begin patching, but keep in mind this one setting: Redsn0w will ask if you want to install Cydia or Icy or Both. (These are apps that can load programs on jailbroken phones and will be needed to unlock the phone later.) JUST INSTALL CYDIA, NOT BOTH, OR ERRORS ARE PRONE TO ARISE LATER. TRUST ME. Once the .ipsw file is patched, make sure to plug in your iPhone then turn it off while still plugged. When you see the screen "Click NEXT when your iPhone is both OFF and plugged in..." go on to the next step.

Step 5
Now you need to put your phone into DFU mode to load the patched firmware. You'll hold the top power button for two seconds, then hold the Home button with it for 10. Then you'll release the top button and just hold Home for 30 or so. It's not as hard as it sounds, and if you mess up you can just try again, but you need to pay attention, so make sure you're holding your phone and watching the computer screen when you hit "next." Redsn0w will guide you through the pattern of holding the top and home buttons in timed succession. If you're successful, redsn0w will inform you that your phone is being jailbroken and you can stop holding the Home button. If you're not, redsn0w will reset the process and you'll probably need to manually restart your iPhone.

Step 6
Wait as the jailbroken firmware loads onto your iPhone. (You'll see a disk drive on the phone's screen, then this cute pineapple graphic as it installs.) After a few minutes, the phone will reboot just as it does with official firmware. Congratulations, your phone is jailbroken! Most of you are done—just load Cydia (which is now an app on your iPhone) and search for apps you'd like to install. Others need to continue this tutorial for the unlock.

Step 7
If you want to unlock your original or 3G iPhone so it can take a T-Mobile or international SIM, follow these next steps. You're done with your computer, so make sure your iPhone is on a Wi-Fi connection. We're going to use Cydia to download and install ultrasn0w, which unlocks your iPhone.

Step 8
Cydia will first ask what kind of interface you'd like. I'm no hacker, so I chose the graphical view. Then Cydia will want to download at least 2 Essential Upgrades. Let it by choosing "complete upgrade." If Cydia's successful, you'll see a bunch of install code and the option to "Close Cydia (Restart)." Hit that button. (Note: If you are getting errors in this step, it may be because you installed both Cydia and Icy. If you did that, restore your iPhone with official 3.0 firmware via iTunes and start the process over.)

Step 9
Reopen Cydia. Go to Manage -> Sources -> Edit - > Add and then enter "repo666.ultrasn0w.com" in the text field. This should add ultrasn0w as a Cydia source so that you can download the ultrasn0w software. Choose to return to Cydia and then click "Done".

Step 10
Click the repo666.ultrasn0w.com listing under your Sources. Click repo666.ultrasn0w.com again at the next screen (redundant, we know). Then click Install. You'll see a black screen with some text and, after a few seconds, it should read "Complete". Reboot your phone with your new SIM.

Congratulations, your iPhone is unlocked! But if you're having any type of problems (it's not our fault!!) check out the Dev Team blog. Chances are that if you've encountered a particular issue, so has someone else.

Domino's got in touch with us to let us know that they're webcasting an announcement about their online pizza-ordering system today. So, of course, I am going to liveblog it. Suck on this, Apple! iPhones ain't got nothing on pizza.

1:00 - OK, getting ramped up. Pizza! Yeah! I'm hoping they're going to start selling pizzas with pizza stuffed into the crust. What do you guys think?

1:03 - OK, they're introducing the team. Lynn Liddle, EVP of Communications and Investor Relations is running the show. After her is Russell Weiner, who's going to drop the big announcement on us. Weiner is famous for his charisma, so get excited about that.

1:04 - Looks like this announcement is going to be about the Domino's Pizza Tracker!!!

1:05 - "Domino's is dedicated to delivering the hottest technology to our customers." Also, presumably, pizza.

1:06 - They're dropping some sales numbers. Apparently, Domino's is totally teabagging Papa John's and "The Hut." Bravo, Russell Weiner, bravo!

1:07 - OK now Warren from NPD is going through these sales numbers some more. Come on, Weiner. Get back on the horn and bring the excitement.

1:09 - Now they're about to give us a walkthrough of the new online ordering system. Apparently, you people order extra sides and beverages as well as those revolting bread bowl pastas when you order online.

1:10 - There are 10, count 'em 10 ways to get to online ordering from the home page. Just in case you're retarded and can't click the "order" button.

1:11 - The pizza builder lets you add your toppings and everything you want on a pizza and see it visually. If you want pepperoni the pepperoni shows up immediately. You can't see the sneezes from the dudes who will actually make your pizza for you on the site, unfortunately.

1:12 - It'll automatically add any coupons that are floating around the internets to your order without you needing to find codes. How deliciously convenient!

1:13 - If you're a Domino's superfan you can name various orders for quick repeat ordering later. Also, you can set up orders to be sent in the future, just in case you want to order a pizza for next Thursday right now.

1:14 - Once you place your order, the Pizza Tracker tells you exactly what's going on with your order. "Stanley" is making your pizza and tells you when it's in the oven, when it's on its way, and all the rest of the details of its harrowing journey.

1:16 - Holy shit, you can embed pizza tracker on your Facebook page so you can tell people that you're punishing your body.

1:17 - And you can order Domino's through your TiVo now! No more standing up to get to your phone for you! The future is now, my friends.

1:18 - Seriously guys, Facebook pizza tracking. How long is it going to be before the first sucker gets robbed by a guy posing as a Domino's delivery guy who found out you're waiting for a pizza on the internet?

1:19 - They're talking about how revolutionary it is that you'll be able to know the name of the guy who made your pizza. Now you'll know who to track down when you come down with a bad case of the runs when "Harvey" didn't wash his hands before making your pie.

1:20 - I want Pizza Tracker on my Xbox 360. Until then, this doesn't impress me. It's getting Twitter and Facebook, why not Pizza Tracker? Come on, Microsoft. Listen to the people. They want to order pizza in-game.

1:21 - They're rambling about the demographics of the pizza-loving public and how perfect Domino's is at targeting each and every one of them. Apparently, I fit into the "Sedentary, Chubby Blogger" demo. Gotta admit, they nailed me on that one.

1:22 - OK, it seems like the good stuff is over. Now it's on to Q&As, which I'm less interested in, so I'm just going to wrap this up. I hope you guys enjoyed my live rundown of the future of pizza ordering. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat a pasta bowl on the toilet and cry a little bit.