Wall Clock Keeps Mississippi Time: That's Accuracy You Can Trust [Clocks]

As you know from childhood, Mississippi time is the most accurate way to distinguish the passing of a second. Therefore, it is safe to assume that this clock is the greatest timepiece ever constructed by man.

Amazingly enough, this marvel of modern engineering can be had for only $100 on Amazon. [Amazon via The Awesomer via Craziest Gadgets]